Charlie cook's big sister had her boy friend around to play
But hadn't asked their parents because they were both away
Charlie sneaked upstairs and quickly took a look
And instead of revising he saw them watch a couple fuck
In a video on Pornhub a fit young man no doubt
Was excited to fuck a granny, when she took her dentures out
She declined when he asked, if she needed a colonic
But after anal, withdrew his dick, with a nugget of shit upon it
Which reminded the producer of the last porn film he'd made
Where a very friendly lady was busy getting laid
She invited half the rugby team and duly fucked them all
She said that she preferred her men when they played with odd shaped balls
Because she'd taken on the football team only the night before
And none of them were very fit or sober enough to score
With money paid in advance she headed to the bank
Then went straight home, made a cup of tea and instead she had a wank
Over a boring husband who invited his disappointed wife
To do anything she wanted to, to spice up their sex life
So to the bed, with a coil of rope, she securely tied him up
The got dressed and did her hair and fucked off to the pub
Where she met an overweight lesbian and wanted to get her bare
She took her home and up to bed forgetting husband was still there
Undeterred she stripped her off and though she was quite chubby
Used a strap on dildo to fuck on top of hubby
Who dreamed about a pretty blonde lady, destined for stage and screen
But propositioned by a director to do something obscene
She bit so hard upon his dick he eyes filled up with pain
And left him with such injuries that he never fucked again
So instead he asked forgiveness for all the wrongs he'd done
But as the priest heard the confession he quietly said, "Son
You're sins are all forgiven, and though your dick now hurts
You could always come and join this church, we're recruiting new perverts
Where inside there was a Catholic Priest with a young boy on his knee
Who was asking the page boy if he would help him pee
They shuffled to a cubicle, the page boy's name was Roger
And he unzipped the vicar's fly and took a great big todger
Which was last erect just like it, only the night before
When he hadn't heard his wife come home early through the door
She therefore caught him wanking over a nativity divine
He told her it was an act of God that he'd found online
About Mary and Joseph who shouted Jesus fucking Christ
It's only been a couple of months since you became my wife
Which bastard got you pregnant? Who's the father of that child?
Then God said 'You got a problem with that?' but Jospeh just replied
If he grows up with Daddy issues, they'll put him in a book
But let's just hope the Bible isn't read by Charlie Cook.